
Dear Friends:
The decorations for the Christmas breakfast for clients and colleagues were wonderful. Patricia carefully planned the centerpieces with angels and holly illumined by white tapered candles. On the top of the piano she arranged a miniature forest of red and green wooden trees interspersed with small candles in star-shaped holders.
On the morning of the breakfast, my colleague Kerry began to light the table candles. He did this quickly and efficiently. I tried to help but literally tore up one box of matches before getting started.
Finally, I struck a match on the side of a new box and it flamed up nicely. I touched it to the wick of one of the candles on the piano. It proved tough to ignite, but I persisted. When I succeeded, I moved on to the next one and on down the row.
Karen, the soloist for the morning and her husband, Ed, were admiring the decorations. “Those little candles are nice,” Ed said to me. “Karen has some like those, only they are battery-powered aren’t they?”
“Yes, they are,” Karen said.
“I guess Patricia went with the real deal,” I replied, intent on my lighting duties.
“Whoa,” Ed exclaimed suddenly. I looked back to see the first candle I lit flaring up spectacularly. The next one burst into flames too. Ed started snuffing them out and others came to the rescue. The smell of burning plastic wafted through the air.
Turning over one of the smoldering globs, I discovered the stunning truth. I had just done my part for Christmas cheer by setting fire to six battery-powered candles that now resembled marshmallows toasted by an over-eager camper. Read more »